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11. Look it up yourself.

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10. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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9. No sarcasm here. I concur with everything written.

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8. The episode was entitled "Deep Breath"--you know, in case you felt like doing a bit of research to make it clearer for your readers. But maybe that's just me?

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7. You're assuming that I know anyone besides you who watches/has watched Justified.

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6. Nobody is point out flaws in your arguments because you'd need better punctuation in these Joycean sentences to find the arguments! LOVE ME. Love ME! The Dean hegemony is going DOWN!

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5. Get off my corner!

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4. What in the WORLD is going on with the parentheses in this paragraph? I'm tempted to edit it to make it more legible and approachable. But the competitive part of me just wants it hang there in the wind and make people angry. LIKE MY STUFF MORE THAN DEAN'S!!!!!!

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3. I'll be offended! And I WILL know! Don't skip anything!

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2. I don't like change, Dean! Or at least, I don't like change that hasn't been pitched and approved by me. When you said you were "trying something different" this time I didn't expect a long, rambling essay. And talk about long and rambling. Some of these sentences are ridiculous! Maybe THIS is the year that my posts outperform YOURS!

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1. And it has been another tradition in that time for YOUR posts to outperform mine. Damn you, Dean!

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