
The DHARMA brand cake was mysteriously tasty . . . almost TOO good, if you know what I mean. You simply can't trust food that appears out of nowhere and tastes that good. Questions must be asked sometimes, even on THIS island.

Mysteries deepened when we realized that DHARMA was also supplying the wine. Was the Hanso Foundation trying to weaken our cognitive faculties? Did it think that we would be tricked so easily? We're not simply gonna take the "cheesy fish crackers" and go along on our merry, button-pushing way! We demand answers! Where's WAAALT!!! It's the viewer's right (DRINK!) to get some answers!

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